Craigslist Monday

For those of you who are new to my blog, I am an unemployed 28 year old trying to find my calling in life (who also enjoys running. and is aimless). While I’m pretty dead set on getting my teaching credential, I still have to pass the CSET and if I do pass, I have a few months until I go back to school. Until then, I’m keeping my eyes open for interesting jobs that might turn into promising careers. Craigslist is always sure to provide some great gems, and I like to post these opportunities on my blog so others can reap the benefits as well:

Now Auditioning Exotic Dancers (north beach / telegraph hill)

Date: 2012-04-02, 12:16PM PDT

Roaring 20’s adult nightclub, located at 552 Broadway in North Beach, is currently auditioning charming young dancers. Great money to be made – in cash. No experience necessary. Professional management team in place will train. Plus, you can make your own schedule.Call the manager at (415) 788-6765 anytime after noon for more info or to arrange an audition.Roaring 20s552 Broadway at ColumbusSan Francisco

  • Principals only. Recruiters, please don’t contact this job poster.
  • Phone calls about this job are ok.
  • Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

This job appeals in SO many was. “No experience necessary”, “Will train”, “Make your own schedule”?? And you get paid in cash-money? Almost sounds too good to be true! While part of me wants to say MAKE IT RAIN!!!, another part of me knows that deep down, I wouldn’t get the job. First of all, I’m no longer young and certainly never was charming. Secondly, I saw this add last week which means they’re probably looking for someone with real talent. Otherwise they’d have FOR SURE filled the position already. “No experience necessary” my arse!! So as great an opportunity as it is, I don’t think I’ll apply–my self esteem couldn’t take the rejection. *sigh* 

Oh, and my dad would surely kill me.

Back to the drawing board…

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